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UH I'm about to ship a forbidden ship and I'm not at all sorry.

Because let's face it? Aubrey/Duck is a hell of a good ship. And I want some decent smut from it.

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UH HEY WHAT'S UP IN THIS SHIT

TUMBLR DIED AND NOW I'M BACK

I NEED TO BE CREATIVE AGAIN FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE

for real can anybody mainline me a gifset i'm going into withdrawal

Tomorrow I am getting up at 5 AM so I can do my hair like this for my Halloween costume.

Tomorrow is going to be VERY INTERESTING. I'll look awesome, but will probably die of sleep deprivation.

Also, Makenna playing Jenga is my favorite thing ever. "Steady....STEADYYYYYY..."

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Oh shit.

Pokemon Yellow ROM and a good emulator for Mac.

Doomed.

DOOMED.

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Real grapefruit soda and saltwater taffy.

Little things to make me happy.

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Oh shit.

Watching Interview With A Vampire.

Oh god I love this movie so much.

Here we go. :D

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HNNNGH

Watching the Avengers trailer just makes me want to finish the She-Hulk script and sell it. God damn it. It needs to happen. The Avengers NEED She-Hulk. IT JUST IS NECESSARY.

"Take away that suit and what are you?"

"...A billionaire playboy genius philanthropist."

LMAO

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...So today I learned that the VHS copy of "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" that I watched over and over in the '80s was highly expurgated and censored. I had no idea. None. Only fifteen minutes in and I've already seen three scenes that weren't in my VHS copy. All three of them very adult and scary in tone.

I mean. The three children. Had an aunt. Who got killed by a German bombing raid in London. I never knew that.

The nosy postmistress, the gruff general, the slimy little coward of a vicar...holy cow these are GREAT CHARACTERS that hardly appeared in the copy I watched as a kid.

...I MEAN PROFESSOR BROWN HAS AN INTRO SONG of course he has like six or seven others but that one I'd never heard.

I really hope it was edited due to length on the VHS tape and not censored because this full movie is so much better.

I'm utterly fascinated.

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I'm watching Disney's Hercules tonight, and it's...such a product of that era, good lord.

The animation style is awesome, but MAN the CGI is terrible. O_O

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More shenanigans re: mom's ongoing battle with spam.

"WHAT'S AN SSL CERTIFICATE THIS GUY EMAILS ME EVERY DAY SAYING I NEED ONE TO GET ON FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON."

This led into a very long and involved conversation about how google spiders work, how bots work, and why Facebook is the evil empire when it comes to selling personal data.

She turns to me and says "So...this Justin guy who emails me every day, he's not a real person?"

"Do you know him personally?"

"Well, no."

"Then he's likely a bot, mom."

"...what's that?"

...................and then I smashed my head repeatedly into drywall the end.

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I've discovered the perfect chill-out.

Dubstep and vodka grapefruit.

Tonight, I'm the most relaxed I've been in months. It's glorious.

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TO DO TOMORROW

-Trip to comic book store.
-Trip to BevMo.
-Laundry.
-NAP. God a nap. I have been craving more and more sleep this week and I'm going to get it.

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I have got to figure out a way to get my mother more netsavvy.

She's perfectly fine when it comes to other media, television, newspapers. Don't believe everything you read/hear/question everything.

But the second somebody she barely knows posts something in all caps on their profile, she's coming to me going "THEY'RE GOING TO START CHARGING ME FOR FACEBOOK, TELL THEM I DON'T WANT THAT, HOW DO I STOP IT? THEY DON'T HAVE MY CREDIT CARD, DO THEY?"

Sigh.

She also got a notice from "Paypal" saying "WE'RE CHANGING YOUR ACCOUNT, PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY." It was of course a phishing scam, but she was all too content to ask me to go in and enter her info so she wouldn't lose access to her Paypal. I had to explain to her that it wasn't actually Paypal, and she says, no lie: "But the logo's right there at the top of the email!"

I'm going to take away her laptop until she understands that wizards aren't doing it.

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Okay. If I like it or not, I'm going to really buckle down on writing that book of mine. It may end up being overwritten and so purple it's stinking, but I'm writing it.

SO. NEW WORLD ORDER.

I'm allowed one hour for MC. And another two for RP. I'm going to pay up my Rimmer account so I can use it to generate a new code and get another writing journal here. I will then proceed to write the novel in entries so I can access it from both home and work. (Home computer is a Mac, work computer is PC, I don't want to have to fuck around with dueling formats and thumb drives, etc.)

Writing at work can only happen at certain times on certain days (i.e. can't do it during VIP tours or dispatch board, but the rest of the time...).

Now I wonder if DW has a phone app like LJ does? If I can take notes with my phone and post them to the journal that would be amazing. Then I could conceivably write during my VIP lunches. Hmm.

I'm still debating if I want anybody reading along. I'd love constructive criticism, but I also don't want to put too much of it out there for possible theft reasons. We'll see how it goes. (Could be that nobody wants to read it anyway, so that would be pointless.)

And after that...well, finish the damn thing first, Bitsy, and then go from there. One step at a time.

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After our lunch today on the VIP tour, Howie Mandell approached my group with a camera crew and did a bit with them, totally unscripted, totally off-the-cuff, totally unexpected. He was filming Mobbed in the park today, and we were in the right place at the right time.

The first AD was like "Sorry Beth, we can't use you since you're in uniform at the park, and you're not the media rep. But I wish we could, you look adorable."

And I bluuuuuuushed. Hey he was cute.

My group was over the moon, too.

Every now and then, neat things happen at my job. This is why I keep it.

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Oh crap. Distraction from depression.

1.8 went live today and I had no idea.

I'm like LA LA LA PLAYING SIMS SOCIAL

DUMMY

/crawls into MC and never comes out

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/09/13/1016557/-That-was-my-brothers-death-you-were-cheering,-you-a$$holes

I haven't cried like this in weeks.

I am ashamed to be a member of the human race after that mess. Fuck you, Tea Baggers. Even Ayn Rand wasn't this heartless, and she was a fucking crazy Russian.

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lol hormones

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The "leak" of 1.8 on Minecraft is making me CRAZY. I can't even log on to the damn game because so many people are hitting the Mojang servers.

PROTIP MOJANG: Next time you "leak" a release, make sure your servers are robust, please.

Also, I can't add in mods, I can't seem to update Java on either of my machines, and I am very frustrated with everything.

I'm so premenstrual right now hnngh.

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Last night was my first softball game in over a decade.

I wore my London Jets t-shirt and giggled inwardly.

I also pulled a groin muscle, and ow.