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10/29/11 05:12 pmTomorrow I am getting up at 5 AM so I can do my hair like this for my Halloween costume.
Tomorrow is going to be VERY INTERESTING. I'll look awesome, but will probably die of sleep deprivation.
Also, Makenna playing Jenga is my favorite thing ever. "Steady....STEADYYYYYY..."
Tomorrow is going to be VERY INTERESTING. I'll look awesome, but will probably die of sleep deprivation.
Also, Makenna playing Jenga is my favorite thing ever. "Steady....STEADYYYYYY..."
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10/5/11 01:46 pm...So today I learned that the VHS copy of "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" that I watched over and over in the '80s was highly expurgated and censored. I had no idea. None. Only fifteen minutes in and I've already seen three scenes that weren't in my VHS copy. All three of them very adult and scary in tone.
I mean. The three children. Had an aunt. Who got killed by a German bombing raid in London. I never knew that.
The nosy postmistress, the gruff general, the slimy little coward of a vicar...holy cow these are GREAT CHARACTERS that hardly appeared in the copy I watched as a kid.
...I MEAN PROFESSOR BROWN HAS AN INTRO SONG of course he has like six or seven others but that one I'd never heard.
I really hope it was edited due to length on the VHS tape and not censored because this full movie is so much better.
I'm utterly fascinated.
I mean. The three children. Had an aunt. Who got killed by a German bombing raid in London. I never knew that.
The nosy postmistress, the gruff general, the slimy little coward of a vicar...holy cow these are GREAT CHARACTERS that hardly appeared in the copy I watched as a kid.
...I MEAN PROFESSOR BROWN HAS AN INTRO SONG of course he has like six or seven others but that one I'd never heard.
I really hope it was edited due to length on the VHS tape and not censored because this full movie is so much better.
I'm utterly fascinated.
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10/2/11 05:58 pmMore shenanigans re: mom's ongoing battle with spam.
"WHAT'S AN SSL CERTIFICATE THIS GUY EMAILS ME EVERY DAY SAYING I NEED ONE TO GET ON FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON."
This led into a very long and involved conversation about how google spiders work, how bots work, and why Facebook is the evil empire when it comes to selling personal data.
She turns to me and says "So...this Justin guy who emails me every day, he's not a real person?"
"Do you know him personally?"
"Well, no."
"Then he's likely a bot, mom."
"...what's that?"
...................and then I smashed my head repeatedly into drywall the end.
"WHAT'S AN SSL CERTIFICATE THIS GUY EMAILS ME EVERY DAY SAYING I NEED ONE TO GET ON FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON."
This led into a very long and involved conversation about how google spiders work, how bots work, and why Facebook is the evil empire when it comes to selling personal data.
She turns to me and says "So...this Justin guy who emails me every day, he's not a real person?"
"Do you know him personally?"
"Well, no."
"Then he's likely a bot, mom."
"...what's that?"
...................and then I smashed my head repeatedly into drywall the end.
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9/25/11 07:48 amI have got to figure out a way to get my mother more netsavvy.
She's perfectly fine when it comes to other media, television, newspapers. Don't believe everything you read/hear/question everything.
But the second somebody she barely knows posts something in all caps on their profile, she's coming to me going "THEY'RE GOING TO START CHARGING ME FOR FACEBOOK, TELL THEM I DON'T WANT THAT, HOW DO I STOP IT? THEY DON'T HAVE MY CREDIT CARD, DO THEY?"
Sigh.
She also got a notice from "Paypal" saying "WE'RE CHANGING YOUR ACCOUNT, PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY." It was of course a phishing scam, but she was all too content to ask me to go in and enter her info so she wouldn't lose access to her Paypal. I had to explain to her that it wasn't actually Paypal, and she says, no lie: "But the logo's right there at the top of the email!"
I'm going to take away her laptop until she understands that wizards aren't doing it.
She's perfectly fine when it comes to other media, television, newspapers. Don't believe everything you read/hear/question everything.
But the second somebody she barely knows posts something in all caps on their profile, she's coming to me going "THEY'RE GOING TO START CHARGING ME FOR FACEBOOK, TELL THEM I DON'T WANT THAT, HOW DO I STOP IT? THEY DON'T HAVE MY CREDIT CARD, DO THEY?"
Sigh.
She also got a notice from "Paypal" saying "WE'RE CHANGING YOUR ACCOUNT, PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY." It was of course a phishing scam, but she was all too content to ask me to go in and enter her info so she wouldn't lose access to her Paypal. I had to explain to her that it wasn't actually Paypal, and she says, no lie: "But the logo's right there at the top of the email!"
I'm going to take away her laptop until she understands that wizards aren't doing it.
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9/20/11 09:36 amOkay. If I like it or not, I'm going to really buckle down on writing that book of mine. It may end up being overwritten and so purple it's stinking, but I'm writing it.
SO. NEW WORLD ORDER.
I'm allowed one hour for MC. And another two for RP. I'm going to pay up my Rimmer account so I can use it to generate a new code and get another writing journal here. I will then proceed to write the novel in entries so I can access it from both home and work. (Home computer is a Mac, work computer is PC, I don't want to have to fuck around with dueling formats and thumb drives, etc.)
Writing at work can only happen at certain times on certain days (i.e. can't do it during VIP tours or dispatch board, but the rest of the time...).
Now I wonder if DW has a phone app like LJ does? If I can take notes with my phone and post them to the journal that would be amazing. Then I could conceivably write during my VIP lunches. Hmm.
I'm still debating if I want anybody reading along. I'd love constructive criticism, but I also don't want to put too much of it out there for possible theft reasons. We'll see how it goes. (Could be that nobody wants to read it anyway, so that would be pointless.)
And after that...well, finish the damn thing first, Bitsy, and then go from there. One step at a time.
SO. NEW WORLD ORDER.
I'm allowed one hour for MC. And another two for RP. I'm going to pay up my Rimmer account so I can use it to generate a new code and get another writing journal here. I will then proceed to write the novel in entries so I can access it from both home and work. (Home computer is a Mac, work computer is PC, I don't want to have to fuck around with dueling formats and thumb drives, etc.)
Writing at work can only happen at certain times on certain days (i.e. can't do it during VIP tours or dispatch board, but the rest of the time...).
Now I wonder if DW has a phone app like LJ does? If I can take notes with my phone and post them to the journal that would be amazing. Then I could conceivably write during my VIP lunches. Hmm.
I'm still debating if I want anybody reading along. I'd love constructive criticism, but I also don't want to put too much of it out there for possible theft reasons. We'll see how it goes. (Could be that nobody wants to read it anyway, so that would be pointless.)
And after that...well, finish the damn thing first, Bitsy, and then go from there. One step at a time.
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9/15/11 04:48 pmAfter our lunch today on the VIP tour, Howie Mandell approached my group with a camera crew and did a bit with them, totally unscripted, totally off-the-cuff, totally unexpected. He was filming Mobbed in the park today, and we were in the right place at the right time.
The first AD was like "Sorry Beth, we can't use you since you're in uniform at the park, and you're not the media rep. But I wish we could, you look adorable."
And I bluuuuuuushed. Hey he was cute.
My group was over the moon, too.
Every now and then, neat things happen at my job. This is why I keep it.
The first AD was like "Sorry Beth, we can't use you since you're in uniform at the park, and you're not the media rep. But I wish we could, you look adorable."
And I bluuuuuuushed. Hey he was cute.
My group was over the moon, too.
Every now and then, neat things happen at my job. This is why I keep it.
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9/14/11 01:28 pmhttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/09/13/1016557/-That-was-my-brothers-death-you-were-cheering,-you-a$$holes
I haven't cried like this in weeks.
I am ashamed to be a member of the human race after that mess. Fuck you, Tea Baggers. Even Ayn Rand wasn't this heartless, and she was a fucking crazy Russian.
I haven't cried like this in weeks.
I am ashamed to be a member of the human race after that mess. Fuck you, Tea Baggers. Even Ayn Rand wasn't this heartless, and she was a fucking crazy Russian.
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9/10/11 11:06 amThe "leak" of 1.8 on Minecraft is making me CRAZY. I can't even log on to the damn game because so many people are hitting the Mojang servers.
PROTIP MOJANG: Next time you "leak" a release, make sure your servers are robust, please.
Also, I can't add in mods, I can't seem to update Java on either of my machines, and I am very frustrated with everything.
I'm so premenstrual right now hnngh.
PROTIP MOJANG: Next time you "leak" a release, make sure your servers are robust, please.
Also, I can't add in mods, I can't seem to update Java on either of my machines, and I am very frustrated with everything.
I'm so premenstrual right now hnngh.
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8/10/11 08:37 amI am just utterly heartbroken by what's going on in London. I've never been, but watching it happen is like watching thugs take my home apart. That city is where my heart lies, more than Los Angeles, more than San Francisco, more than any other city I've ever lived in or visited. I don't know why. I'm a desert rat, grew up where there's no fog, no rain, no trees, no green forests, very little chill in the air.
And yet. That city just calls to me.
So watching it burn is devastating. Of course, I don't actually live there, so it's a vicarious and abstract heartbreak. I'm more worried about Tronny, and Innerbrat, and MissFlibble...and, stupidly enough, the cast and crew of Red Dwarf. (Shut up, they all live in London, I'm worried.)
For all my friends in London, please stay safe.
Stupid icon, but blaming Starscream for this could actually work.
And yet. That city just calls to me.
So watching it burn is devastating. Of course, I don't actually live there, so it's a vicarious and abstract heartbreak. I'm more worried about Tronny, and Innerbrat, and MissFlibble...and, stupidly enough, the cast and crew of Red Dwarf. (Shut up, they all live in London, I'm worried.)
For all my friends in London, please stay safe.
Stupid icon, but blaming Starscream for this could actually work.
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8/1/11 10:46 pmI got to keep my father's copy of Atlas Shrugged.
It's paperback, and I'll probably never read it. I've got my own hardback copy after all, that he signed for me, engraved for me.
Beth - A is A. Love Dad, Christmas '99.
A is A. A thing is itself. Over a decade ago, he gave me a beautiful hard-bound copy of the book that totally changed my life, and changed the way I think about the world.
I have two copies now.
I wish I still only had one.
It's paperback, and I'll probably never read it. I've got my own hardback copy after all, that he signed for me, engraved for me.
Beth - A is A. Love Dad, Christmas '99.
A is A. A thing is itself. Over a decade ago, he gave me a beautiful hard-bound copy of the book that totally changed my life, and changed the way I think about the world.
I have two copies now.
I wish I still only had one.
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7/30/11 08:15 pmI post non-content to fill up an empty blog!

Donna Noble
Take Which Doctor Who companion are you? (girls) today!
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Donna Noble
Take Which Doctor Who companion are you? (girls) today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You're Donna Noble!
Oi! Wotch it, Martian boy! The Doctor thinks he can spout all kinds of ridiculous technobabble and 'Last Time Lord Angst' at you just because he's from outer space, huh? Well, you're not having any of it! You've got a heart of gold and a will of iron, and you're a rather boggling combination of a romantic idealist and a staunch realist. But you never let logical paradoxes get to you; you prefer to shoehorn the universe into a little box of your own perception. More often than not, it fits... probably because the universe is too intimidated to argue!
Oi! Wotch it, Martian boy! The Doctor thinks he can spout all kinds of ridiculous technobabble and 'Last Time Lord Angst' at you just because he's from outer space, huh? Well, you're not having any of it! You've got a heart of gold and a will of iron, and you're a rather boggling combination of a romantic idealist and a staunch realist. But you never let logical paradoxes get to you; you prefer to shoehorn the universe into a little box of your own perception. More often than not, it fits... probably because the universe is too intimidated to argue!
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7/27/11 10:31 pmI cannot wait for the new Muppet movie.
It's so not the same without Jim Henson, but god, I still love the Muppets with all my heart. Seeing the Muppet theater at Disney's California Adventure for the first time a few years ago was a highlight of my insipid little life. I actually started crying when I walked into that venue. I must have looked a total tit to the attendants when I did so.
Oh well. Others wait for superhero movies or Harry Potter...I line up for Muppets.
It's so not the same without Jim Henson, but god, I still love the Muppets with all my heart. Seeing the Muppet theater at Disney's California Adventure for the first time a few years ago was a highlight of my insipid little life. I actually started crying when I walked into that venue. I must have looked a total tit to the attendants when I did so.
Oh well. Others wait for superhero movies or Harry Potter...I line up for Muppets.